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[evocation]

This is Kyna. You should just text me if you actually want me to answer.

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[evocation]

i thought delight was kind of okay for like five seconds and look how that shit turned out.
which one is the worst?

[So now this is just straight up gossip.]

[lifetothefullest]

I don't really talk to any of them besides Hope, so it's kind of hard for me to say, but they were all pretty unpleasant on the announcement about Delight. Do you have a particular one you like the least yourself?

[evocation]

uh
sorrow probably
but he's dead so i don't know if that counts anymore.

[lifetothefullest]

Still counts. My least favorite serial killer is dead too, but they're still my least favorite.

[Although they only win that title just barely, even if their competition is also dead. Serial killers suck.]

[evocation]

you have a serial killer ranking?

[lifetothefullest]

They're all terrible, but yeah, some stand out a little more than others.

[evocation]

you know you have to give me your list now, right?

[lifetothefullest]

You know that if you ever want to hear about my heroic crime-fighting exploits, you don't have to wait for an excuse to ask, right?

[It's both too good an opportunity to pass up poking fun at her, and a good way to stall for a moment as he decides how much he actually wants to talk about any of the cases.]

[evocation]

okay, batman.
go ahead, you can brag.

[lifetothefullest]

I wish I could, but I had pretty much nothing to do with catching the number one terrible serial killer on the list. I'll still accept being called Batman, though.

[And there's a short pause before his next message, as he decides how to explain.]

Have you ever met someone that just had nothing behind their eyes? Like there was no hint of a soul or a conscience anywhere in them?

[evocation]

no one normal.
not someone who wasn't possessed or something, i mean.
it's creepy as hell though.

[lifetothefullest]

It's super creepy.

I've only met a few, even having a job where I deal with murderers all day, but she was one of them. Her standard operating procedure was to bury people alive, and then extort their families for a ransom in return for the location of their loved one.

[evocation]

holy shit
did she ever actually let anyone go?

[lifetothefullest]

A few, although the time limit was usually very short and she wasn't exactly great at estimating it to begin with. If the ransom was successfully paid, though, then yes; we know of four successful rescues.

[evocation]

ugh
so what happened?

[lifetothefullest]

Before I started working with Dr. Brennan and everyone else, they investigated the cases of two of her previous victims. This drew her attention to the team, and she targeted two of them but the others were able to find them in time. Later, after I joined everyone, she went after another person in the group in order to extort the destruction of some evidence, but she made too many mistakes and we identified her; that lead us to be able to rescue the person she'd abducted.

[He's being vague on who was involved mostly because it's a sensitive topic, and although he doesn't think Brennan would be too bothered by being named he doesn't know how Hodgins or Booth would feel about it, if they ever arrived here.]

She was later convicted of the first murder she committed, which our team also investigated, but she didn't serve much jail time. Another serial killer murdered her.

[Which... Was no huge loss, honestly, except that it meant that the new serial killer was a problem. The murder also happened about five feet from Lance, which was a bit distressing for a few days.]

[evocation]

oh.
that's a thing?
i mean outside of movies and shit?

[lifetothefullest]

Which part?

[evocation]

serial killers killing other serial killers.

[lifetothefullest]

I wouldn't call it common at home, but it seems to be unfortunately prevalent here.

[That's... Maybe a little bitter and possibly an exaggeration, but not hugely so.]

[evocation]

cool. more weird shit to worry about.
i guess i shouldn't be surprised.

[lifetothefullest]

Hopefully that's a pretty low-priority worry, at least, unless you're secretly a serial killer and haven't told me.

[evocation]

surprise!
i have a necklace made out of ears and everything.

[lifetothefullest]

Gross. Teeth too mundane for you?

[evocation]

teeth don't match anything i wear.
plus they're gross.