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This is Kyna. You should just text me if you actually want me to answer.

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serial killers killing other serial killers.

[lifetothefullest]

I wouldn't call it common at home, but it seems to be unfortunately prevalent here.

[That's... Maybe a little bitter and possibly an exaggeration, but not hugely so.]

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cool. more weird shit to worry about.
i guess i shouldn't be surprised.

[lifetothefullest]

Hopefully that's a pretty low-priority worry, at least, unless you're secretly a serial killer and haven't told me.

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surprise!
i have a necklace made out of ears and everything.

[lifetothefullest]

Gross. Teeth too mundane for you?

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teeth don't match anything i wear.
plus they're gross.

[lifetothefullest]

Ears are way more gross and weird-looking than teeth.

wtf is this conversation who raised them

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what's my least gross option?
hair?

they really should be supervised

[lifetothefullest]

Hair's okay, I guess. Depends if it's a cut lock or has the root on it, though. Roots are also gross.

Maybe just take their wallets and be happy with that.

HONESTLY

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i could make friendship bracelets out of the hair or something.
want one?

[lifetothefullest]

As long as it's one of the fancy ones.

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fancy how?

[lifetothefullest]

You can make really complicated ones that have patterns and everything. There was a fish design that was really popular when I was in school.

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oh, those.
jesus, lance, you're so needy.

[lifetothefullest]

I'm not being needy; I just have standards.

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okay, fine. what do i get?

[lifetothefullest]

Friendship, obviously.

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what a rip off.

[lifetothefullest]

I'm going to pretend that wasn't terribly offensive.

Besides, you offered in the first place.

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god, i was kidding.
do serial killers even have friends?

[lifetothefullest]

Depends on the serial killer, but yes, many do.

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ew, gross.
how do you even trust anyone when you're dealing with psychos all the time?

[lifetothefullest]

I actually rarely deal with 'psychos', considering that refers to a very specific mental disorder.

But the answer is carefully. A suspect lectured me once for being too distrusting, actually.

[Which, you know, rude, considering they were a murder suspect.]

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what? how?