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[evocation]

This is Kyna. You should just text me if you actually want me to answer.

Comments

[evocation]

no
but i can shove a cookie up your ass.

[danseur]

so u DO have cookies

[evocation]

maybe.
i wouldn't share them with you if i did.

[danseur]

after i brought u into some other guy's house
and shared his tea with you
this is the thanks i get

[evocation]

yeah, what was up with that, anyway?

[danseur]

whats up with what

[evocation]

you bringing me to someone else's place or whatever.

[danseur]

nah i live there too
he wanted to keep an ~~~~~eye on me~~~~~~~~~ so i figured id make it easier onhim

[evocation]

why? what did you do?

[danseur]

i slaughtered a village of orphans with my bare hands

[evocation]

brutal. how many orphans?

1/2

[danseur]

whoops i meant ***bear hands

actually 2/3

[danseur]

and like 50???? as a low estimate

[danseur]

also were both werewolves and he has a stick up his ass about it so its just easier to humor him

[evocation]

wait, what? are you serious?

[danseur]

about which part i do not actually have bear hands

[evocation]

the werewolf thing?

[danseur]

yes y
u scared of me now

[evocation]

no. but isn't that something you should
idk
not tell a girl you just met?

[danseur]

oh wow and 'keebler elf' was racist??

[ WEREWOLF IS NOT A RACE, MORGAN ]

anyway rome is babysitting me u have nothing to fear

[evocation]

that wasn't racist wtf
i'm just saying people freak out about that shit.

[danseur]

remember how there were giant crabs when u got here

[evocation]

yeah?

[danseur]

ppl have bigger things to worry about than me gettin a little extra hairy a couple times a month

[evocation]

i guess?

[How does she ask if he tries to bite people?]