Did I ever tell you about the time we were on a job and Tucker covered my mouth with his hand to make me stop talking because I was pissing off a dryad?
I don't even remember. We were speaking in Elvish, so Tucker couldn't understand us, but he could tell from her expression I was fucking up. I wasn't even trying to make her mad. I think it was something about... She had these topiary animals or whatever you call them, right? And she attacked us with them, but then she said she didn't actually want to fight us, and she was mad that we were damaging them. So I think I was telling her what a stupid plan that was.
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...and let's be honest, I do that with everyone.
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[ He's half-kidding, but he really doesn't know. ]
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[She swats at his cheek gently.]
It was stupid.
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So you're on her side?
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I knew there was a reason I'm dating you.
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