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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-29 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
haven't even met in person and you're already asking me to move in together
I gotta say, I didn't know that was your style
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-29 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
gotta say, you're really selling it so far
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-29 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
i get top bunk
cracked my head on too many bottom bunks thanks
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-29 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
...how low are the ceilings
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-29 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
you're right, it's the height of the ceilings that determines whether or not I'll choose homelessness

keep your secrets tightly guarded
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-30 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
like a chamber full of them, would you say?
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-30 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're missing the point of a secret chamber
the snake's supposed to be a surprise
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-30 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I feel incredibly honored
and I'm going to stay the fuck away from your secret snake chamber
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-30 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I think Richard deserves his rest
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-05-30 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
yes, absolutely
200% coward
survived mainly by staying the fuck away from everything dangerous in the beginning, so
not really ashamed of it
wittingly: (I ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ʏᴇᴀʀs ɪɴ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠɪɴɢ)

post-event

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-06-06 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, remember how I told you I'd definitely be the one to get you out of the sim?
Edited 2020-06-06 21:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-06-07 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
turns out it didn't take any hand holding
just finding the power cord and pulling it out

I'm not joking

also I'm pretty sure I was promised a tattoo of my face, so you better have one by the time I get to that safe house
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[personal profile] wittingly 2020-06-07 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I know
here I was thinking my masters degree in engineering wouldn't be enough to understand the complex intricacies of neural mesh implants and artificial intelligence but
it turns out knowing what a Mac charger looks like was enough


[ Just kidding, it was way more complicated than that, but still. ]

Thanks for the reminder, by the way.
Here's that Wonderwall cover I promised
it turns out the lyrics are pretty applicable because
you could say maybe
I was gonna be the one to save you

longoverdue.mp3