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embarrassing
aren't you just going to whack your head on the ceiling on top?

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...how low are the ceilings

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i can't ruin all the surprises
then you'll just be like "fuck it who needs new amsterdam"

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you're right, it's the height of the ceilings that determines whether or not I'll choose homelessness

keep your secrets tightly guarded

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i have so many secrets

[Says the least subtle person in the world.]

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like a chamber full of them, would you say?

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totally
there's a snake and everything

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I think you're missing the point of a secret chamber
the snake's supposed to be a surprise

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it's okay
you get the inside scoop

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I feel incredibly honored
and I'm going to stay the fuck away from your secret snake chamber

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we're so close to so many dick jokes

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I think Richard deserves his rest

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richard is a fucking coward
are you?

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yes, absolutely
200% coward
survived mainly by staying the fuck away from everything dangerous in the beginning, so
not really ashamed of it

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you're not a coward for keeping yourself safe
you're a coward for not making dick jokes