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okay
where are you going?

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Nate's dragging me to Tibet to go to like
mount
sashimipangea or something

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mount what?
what's there?

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no idea
old stuff?
apparently some kind of super cool old stuff
that guy gets really, really hype about old stuff

which i guess old stuff means something totally different now because it's like the year two million, so I honestly have no fucking idea what to expect

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him and sam both, huh?
do you have to like
climb the mountain? are you going to die?

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I think that's like their thing
like their sibling bonding thing
is that a thing, or am I making that up as a jealous only child?

are you accusing me of not being able to climb mountains

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yes it's a thing
and yes i am
p.s. only children are weak

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says you, I absorbed my twin in utero so I have the strength of two men

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liar
you'll never know the pain of your dumb brother eating all the leftovers before you can get to them

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I know the pain of never having leftovers because i cooked my own dinners for 1 since i was 12?

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oh
really?

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yup
did your brother cover all your leftovers in that weaksauce?

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are you calling me weak?

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of course not
i'm calling you AND your brother weak

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you know roy is totally making me buff, right?

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who the fuck is roy

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roy
the hot redheaded superhero guy

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that literally doesn't narrow it down at all

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how many redheaded displaced are there?

[She's just going to send him a link to Roy's cooltalk.]

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Oh, the explodey shooty model guy.

So how's THAT goin

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uh, yeah
that guy
and it's good
he's a great teacher

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oh yeah?
he teaching you anything else?

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[OH

duh]

pfft
i wish

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Don't let your dreams be dreams

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what, are you playing wingman?