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[evocation]

it's like instagram
sort of

[withmeinparadise]

new question for you
what the hell's an instagram?

[evocation]

it's
uh
what year are you from?

[withmeinparadise]

2015.

[evocation]

okay
so you're just out of touch
it's like this app where you post pictures and follow other people
and then everyone freaks out over how many followers they have and stalks hot people
and celebrities try to make you buy stuff

[withmeinparadise]

remember when i showed you around my old place in panama? didn't get great internet, believe it or not.

[evocation]

oh
right

[Whoops.]

here's mine
do you want one?

[withmeinparadise]

[ and sam, blissfully unoffended, takes a look at the link she gives him. ]

so you DID put me on there. someone at the bar said you did.
so it's just a photo album for people who wanna be popular?

[evocation]

i guess you could say that
plus you can bug people
and yeah i totally put you on there
why wouldn't i?

[withmeinparadise]

i dunno, didn't know it was an option. the birds are cute, huh?

[evocation]

yeah, they totally are
and of course it's an option, dork

[withmeinparadise]

dork?
pretty sure the last time someone called me a dork, i was 11

[evocation]

what, you want me to call you something worse?

[withmeinparadise]

dork, i can live with.
so how do i get one of these things? if i decide i wanna.

[evocation]

you just sign up for it
super easy

[withmeinparadise]

huh.
gonna need to start taking pictures.

[evocation]

can i help?
you should let me help

[withmeinparadise]

with what, the picture taking?
you could help with that.

[evocation]

yeah, that
let's do it

[withmeinparadise]

come over, i'll put you on it. got a place we can climb up to, get some good pictures.

[evocation]

climb up to?
where are we climbing up to?

[withmeinparadise]

someplace we probably shouldn't be.
it's an easy one, i'll help you.

[evocation]

okay
if i die i'm totally going to haunt you
i'll be there in a sec

[withmeinparadise]

what's the difference between you haunting me and you normally? aside from being dead.

[evocation]

[Kyna just sends him a selfie of herself flipping him off. She arrives about fifteen minutes later, and then, just to be extra annoying, phases through his front door and calls out:]

Hey, nerd.

[The answer: There's no difference.]