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@stephen.strange

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Have you seen the bar knife?

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nope
i bet it's tim's fault

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Guaranteed. If you see him in my absence, please feel encouraged to threaten him with any of our myriad other knives until he gives up what he knows

[ workplace bonding: shitting on tim ]

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i'm pretty sure he'd just make fun of me

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Two birds, one stone.

[ Fun Boss™️ ]

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wtf
i thought you were on my side

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I'm on my side. And the side of the bar knife.
These limes won't cut themselves.

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why do we only have one anyway?
what if we need to cut a shit ton of limes?

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Then, as an experienced bartender, I'd expect you to have seen the lime demand coming and prepared ample limes in advance

What do you think we are, made of money for bar knives?

[ notes > shopping list > bar knives ]

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i can't prepare limes for the apocalypse if tim keeps losing the knife

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Counter argument: Tim shouldn't even be behind the bar. Defend your territory

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so i'm allowed to punch him?

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Provided he can't implicate me in a lawsuit.

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sweet
i totally won't take advantage of that

[Yes, she will.]

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Sweet. I totally won't delete all record of this conversation as soon as it's over.

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coward