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[evocation]

and i used to think you were cute

[stagethreeclinger]

i know, i'm disappointing like that, sorry chicka
if you want me at my best biceps, you must accept me at my worst fashion
thems the breaks

[evocation]

is it adidas slides with socks?
is that your thing?

[stagethreeclinger]

so much worse
im talking the cheap, plastic offbrand ones you get from the discount bin at the surf shop
with some of those fuzzy winter socks, the ones that keep your toes all cozy

[evocation]

okay
i can maybe get behind this if the whole look is super awful
do you surf?

[stagethreeclinger]

well count the cargo shorts from earlier in
i have surfed?
or done something surfing-esque
not as a regular hobby or anything

[evocation]

i'm from nyc
kind of hard to surf there

[stagethreeclinger]

what, you dont go water skiing on the hudson?

[evocation]

water skiing for sure
surfing? nope
that's west coast shit

[stagethreeclinger]

yeah our surfing was somewhere mid-pacific?
we had an island
nice view but its a hella long walk to the closest costco

[evocation]

i don't know if your idea of a long walk and my idea of a long walk are the same

[stagethreeclinger]

weeell it helps i have the team spaceship to cover the first 4k miles
parking's just a bitch

[evocation]

your team has a spaceship?

[stagethreeclinger]

yuppers
two actually but one's perma-grounded

[evocation]

so you've actually been to space?
that's badass
what's it like?

[stagethreeclinger]

oh yeah
girlfriend, i have waged war in space
it's pretty redonkulously awesome, but also existentially terrifying, you know?