Because I've run into someone who's been turned into a monster, but they're still aware of who they are. They're kind of at risk of getting killed by another monster or just someone thinking they need to defend themselves, and he doesn't have a place of his own, so I told him he could hide out at the apartment until we can figure out what to do.
[And he knows he should've asked first since it's also her apartment but also it's an emergency.]
I didn't want you to stop by there and find a bat monster you weren't expecting.
[He knows this sounds stupid okay he can't explain it any better at the moment.]
One of the Displaced was turned into one of the bat monsters somehow; I have no idea how. But he's still mentally himself, and needed somewhere safe to go hide for awhile.
[He's maybe leaving out some of the story but this is the important part.]
[Great, a dilemma; tell her and possibly worry her, or not tell her and have her find out later and be mad?
The struggle.]
I don't think he's going to, but if he does, good news is I know what my power is and it works really well against him. Bad news is I already found that out the hard way, but I'm fine.
[That went better than expected. But now he has to explain his power, which--]
It's kind of lame. It was just a really high pitched noise, which happened to work great on bat monsters, but...
[Otherwise it's kind of lame. It was so high that Lance could barely even hear it, so he doesn't think it'll work on anything that doesn't have enhanced hearing.]
uh i don't know dramatic bullshit diagnoses people with mental health issues talks about uncontrollable teenagers one time he interviewed someone who killed a dude to try to complete this bullshit ritual that didn't work
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why?
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[And he knows he should've asked first since it's also her apartment but also it's an emergency.]
I didn't want you to stop by there and find a bat monster you weren't expecting.
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uh
what?
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One of the Displaced was turned into one of the bat monsters somehow; I have no idea how. But he's still mentally himself, and needed somewhere safe to go hide for awhile.
[He's maybe leaving out some of the story but this is the important part.]
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who is it?
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[And therefore defend themselves, and therefore he would end up dead permanently. Lance's conscience can't take that without at least trying to help.]
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The struggle.]
I don't think he's going to, but if he does, good news is I know what my power is and it works really well against him. Bad news is I already found that out the hard way, but I'm fine.
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okay
i won't ask how
but what is it?
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It's kind of lame. It was just a really high pitched noise, which happened to work great on bat monsters, but...
[Otherwise it's kind of lame. It was so high that Lance could barely even hear it, so he doesn't think it'll work on anything that doesn't have enhanced hearing.]
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a screech?
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Higher than that, like I could barely hear it. But yeah.
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do you really think i'd make fun of you?
you know they say powers are linked to your personality, right?
that would just be mean
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[He can and will turn this back on you!!!]
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You know, I can take being indirectly called so annoying I could deafen someone, but this is too much.
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Also I have more degrees.
[Sure, by more he means one, BUT STILL.]
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[And then suddenly something occurs to him--]
Wait, so your world has magic and monsters and other stuff like that, but you still have Dr. Phil? What kind of things is he talking about?
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i don't know
dramatic bullshit
diagnoses people with mental health issues
talks about uncontrollable teenagers
one time he interviewed someone who killed a dude to try to complete this bullshit ritual that didn't work
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