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nathan is totally a 1
that dude never wears anything but henleys

[She knows exactly what he meant, but she's also never going to pass up the opportunity to playfully shit-talk her bosses.]

[withmeinparadise]

that's what happens when you hate collars. i had to tie his ties til he was 24 you know.
scale of 1 to 10, where do i land?

[ if we're playing this game, let's play it, kyna ]

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be more specific

[withmeinparadise]

[ which means it's either way lower or way higher a number than she wants to admit, and he knows where he'd lay his money if he had less pride. ]

same scale you rated nathan on

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the fashion scale?
also a 1

[withmeinparadise]

fashion scale.
so what's wrong with my clothes?

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hawaiian shirts?
seriously?

[withmeinparadise]

hey, some of them aren't hawaiian shirts

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NONE of them should be hawaiian shirts

[withmeinparadise]

so what am i going to wear over wifebeaters if i get rid of my hawaiian shirts?

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sam
samuel
wait, what's your middle name?

[withmeinparadise]

francis

[ it is probably not, in fact, francis. ]

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samuel francis drake
the wifebeaters are part of the problem

[withmeinparadise]

oh now we're getting picky. what's your middle name?

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gabriela

[It is, in fact, Gabriela.]

[withmeinparadise]

kyna gabriela, that's pretty.
kyna gabriela medina
what's wrong with wifebeaters?

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thanks
wifebeaters under like
non hawaiian button up shirts are fine
or when they're showing off your arms
and they can't be grungy

[withmeinparadise]

so you don't like patterns, that's what i'm getting here.

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hawaiian patterns specifically

[withmeinparadise]

how about flames?

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okay, guy fieri
now you're just fucking with me

[withmeinparadise]

who's that?
but i am, yeah. flame shirts are for 12-year-olds.

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that flavortown guy?

[withmeinparadise]

what the hell is flavortown

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he was this dude who would go to all these restaurants and eat the greasiest shit imaginable
flavortown is a state of mind
duh