except instead of blasting dixieland while going 80 in a 35 mph zone they're just setting the trucks on fire and telling us to be grateful for the warmth they have so graciously provided
do they know we don't have fireplaces or are they just trying to lock down firefighter relevancy
oh my god has anyone ever told you that you have a way with words? and yeah, probably a huge fire will start and then they'll show up bragging about how they have water and they can save the whole town
well, you're welcome and yeah, probably. then they'll wait for us to kiss their feet you know, i'm a half-elf, and this dude is living up to the condescending asshole high elf stereotype
oh uh there are different types of elves it's mostly a cultural thing high elves are the really fancy ones where i'm from there's been a lot of mixing and moving around and stuff, so the lines are more blurred, but there are still high elves around who think they're better than everyone else
you know someone taught me how to throw a punch the right way, but i still have noodle arms so it doesn't help much being a person shaped taser is way better
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except instead of blasting dixieland while going 80 in a 35 mph zone they're just setting the trucks on fire and telling us to be grateful for the warmth they have so graciously provided
do they know we don't have fireplaces or are they just trying to lock down firefighter relevancy
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has anyone ever told you that you have a way with words?
and yeah, probably
a huge fire will start and then they'll show up bragging about how they have water and they can save the whole town
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gee, do you think they'll bring the water they made from melting ice with a bonfire built of former apple trees?
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and yeah, probably. then they'll wait for us to kiss their feet
you know, i'm a half-elf, and this dude is living up to the condescending asshole high elf stereotype
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also, normal human guy here, so this might be a dumb question:
what's the difference between a high elf and a regular elf?
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there are different types of elves
it's mostly a cultural thing
high elves are the really fancy ones
where i'm from there's been a lot of mixing and moving around and stuff, so the lines are more blurred, but there are still high elves around who think they're better than everyone else
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[Posh assholes who always look down on the bourgeoisie, that kind of thing.]
also i don't think we've actually met so
i'm nate
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which i guess is obvious
you're lance's friend, right?
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you're the one who's been teaching him magic, right?
thanks for that, i came back from home pretty banged up and he healed me
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i suck at healing magic, but i've taught him everything else, so i'll totally take credit anyway
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[its ok lance they love u anyway]
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so it doesn't help much
being a person shaped taser is way better
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you just need to know where it hurts to punch
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is she a badass?
and where should i punch?
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[Clocked him really well during their first job together. Sometimes Nate's jaw still feels it.]
i can actually show you sometime, if you want? might come in handy if you get de-magicked for some reason