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[evocation]

This is Kyna. You should just text me if you actually want me to answer.

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oh my god
has anyone ever told you that you have a way with words?
and yeah, probably
a huge fire will start and then they'll show up bragging about how they have water and they can save the whole town

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i can honestly say that no one has ever said that to me and been sincere about it

gee, do you think they'll bring the water they made from melting ice with a bonfire built of former apple trees?

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well, you're welcome
and yeah, probably. then they'll wait for us to kiss their feet
you know, i'm a half-elf, and this dude is living up to the condescending asshole high elf stereotype

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i wonder if they know that denying everything just makes them look a lot worse

also, normal human guy here, so this might be a dumb question:
what's the difference between a high elf and a regular elf?

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oh uh
there are different types of elves
it's mostly a cultural thing
high elves are the really fancy ones
where i'm from there's been a lot of mixing and moving around and stuff, so the lines are more blurred, but there are still high elves around who think they're better than everyone else

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they sound like the feudal lords of the elf world

[Posh assholes who always look down on the bourgeoisie, that kind of thing.]

also i don't think we've actually met so
i'm nate

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i'm kyna
which i guess is obvious
you're lance's friend, right?

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yeah
you're the one who's been teaching him magic, right?
thanks for that, i came back from home pretty banged up and he healed me

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aww, my little pupil is all grown up
i suck at healing magic, but i've taught him everything else, so i'll totally take credit anyway

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he's not bad. still can't throw a decent punch, but at least he can zap somebody into submission

[its ok lance they love u anyway]

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you know someone taught me how to throw a punch the right way, but i still have noodle arms
so it doesn't help much
being a person shaped taser is way better

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noodle arms don't mean anything, my wife has a mean right hook and she's not exactly a bodybuilder
you just need to know where it hurts to punch

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your wife, huh?
is she a badass?
and where should i punch?

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oh yeah, total badass

[Clocked him really well during their first job together. Sometimes Nate's jaw still feels it.]

i can actually show you sometime, if you want? might come in handy if you get de-magicked for some reason