withmeinparadise: (s241)

[personal profile] withmeinparadise 2020-12-20 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
What? You wanted a lie.

[ For things that matter, he bets it'd work--if only because he might feel mildly uncomfortable somewhere that's normally not visible. ]

What'm I supposed to lie about?
withmeinparadise: (s228)

[personal profile] withmeinparadise 2020-12-20 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't got any questions I can lie about--

[ probably a good thing, don't press your luck here ]

--guess we'll have to.
wittingly: (Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪss ʏᴏᴜ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-12-20 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
so
what's up with you and Sam huh?
how's that going
wittingly: (I ᴡᴀs ғɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sɪx)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-12-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Sammy D
Large Drake

You totally know what I mean
wittingly: (ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-12-20 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wait really?
wittingly: (Oɴʟʏ ғᴏᴏʟs ʀᴜsʜ ɪɴ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-12-20 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I mean obviously, that wasn't up for question
but
His heart thinks your heart is hot
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[personal profile] withmeinparadise 2020-12-20 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I live dangerously.
wittingly: (Nᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-12-20 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well since the hilarious way isn't working
He likes you in a manner that exceeds surface level attraction
He is into you in a facet beyond the shallow
He's that special blend of infatuated with you & cares about you
wittingly: (Cᴏᴍᴇ ғʟᴀɪʟɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-12-20 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes he is
Why wouldn't he be?
And it usually starts with friendship, the two things are not mutually exclusive
withmeinparadise: (s236)

[personal profile] withmeinparadise 2020-12-20 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ He snorts. ]

Every year, a little crookeder.
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[personal profile] withmeinparadise 2020-12-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Six of one, half-dozen of the other.
wittingly: (Yᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀᴘsᴇ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-12-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
He was basically my brother in law for the better part of a decade, I'm extremely confident in my hypothesis ma'am.

I think he wants to come off that way, but I think you'd be surprised.
wittingly: (Mʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪs sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ)

[personal profile] wittingly 2020-12-20 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Did you ask him to date?