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okay, so if you want it to happen on purpose
what're the steps?

and how do you know if you're sharing a dream with someone?

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i don't think you can do it on purpose
and i guess it's pretty obvious when it happens

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damn
that's the worst of both worlds

jesus, could you imagine the practical application?
if I could share with you memories of my lectures, you'd fly through this shit

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[That actually gets Kyna to laugh. Good job, Ian.]

you can just make me dream of more lame old music instead

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you know what, you call it lame but here you are talking about it
I think it's because you secretly know it's catchy as hell
I have great taste, nobody doesn't like golden oldies
play My Girl in any room and try to pretend half of them aren't singing along, you can't

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do you just pull from those "songs that make white people go crazy" playlists that people always make?
is closing time next?

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no
it's pat benatar

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who?

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oh kyna
kyna kyna kyna
sweet kyna
strong kyna
little ball of kyna

as soon as you're a walking talking human again, I'll tell you all about how
we belong to the night
we belong to the thunder
we belong

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are you my music teacher now too?
how old are you?

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47

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liar
middle aged men are allergic to kazoos

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I've been fine ever since my kazoo transplant in Ot 6

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in what?
is that nerd speak?

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you wouldn't understand, young lady
it was before your time

how old are you?

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12

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fuck I've been dateline'd
those mikes hard lemonades were for me

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you're going to jail for making dick jokes around me

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every time I said dick to you it's been short for Richard
I'm not sure where all of this is coming from

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uh huh
don't worry, i'm 25
you're safe

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34
still old enough to be your father
no wonder you know nothing about good music
damn millennial youths

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do a lot of people have kids when they're 9 where you're from?

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classic reverse dateline
it's an epidemic

those nine year olds come in and then it turns out they've been carrying a nintendo switch in the dashboard of their razor scooter

you wouldn't believe the nerve

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i officially have no idea what you're talking about
what year is it where you're from?

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what seriously
well
kind of a complicated question, so um

the Judge touched down in late 2018, everything sort degraded really rapidly over 4 or 5 months and then

no satellites, metal's too risky so minimal generators, no cell phones, lots of alcohol as a coping mechanism, and it also sort of stopped mattering when it was Tuesday or when it was Blorbsday or whatever

Start kind of being like a 'what season is it' thing, and I think we went through... two? falls?

so

I don't know, 2019?