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oh thanks
any cat litter or the fancy kind with the crystals?

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crystals only, no pellets
they don't like the pellets

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who doesn't?
the explosion fairies?

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the cats
obviously
the fuck is wrong with you
those aren't even real

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cats are definitely real

[What a smartass.]

and who says fairies aren't real where i'm from?
maybe i'm half fairy and you don't even know

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EXPLOSION fairies
you do not have explosion fairies

just by virtue of the name they'd have darwinism'd themselves out of existence

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who's darwin?
you mean the pixie scientist?

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please tell me
tell me

pixie Einstein
same head but tiny, and with wings

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god no
that's stupid
he's normal sized
he just sheds glitter everywhere and makes little jingling sounds when he walks

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listen I know in my heart of hearts
that this is bullshit

however
please do not tell me
please let me live with that doubt

please let me exist in a world where it's possible that einstein shed glitter like dandruff and he sounded like wind chimes everywhere he went

the wholesome purity of that image undoes all of my apocalypse baggage

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shit i should become a therapist
did you know the rock was a demigod?

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so

my birthday is september 1

if neither of us are dead by then and we're still on speaking terms

please just give me, like, a fucking pamphlet of shit like this

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what, you think i'm going to scare you away with my beauty and badassery?
that's my fairy half btw
i didn't get the glitter gene

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see now we've talked about so much questionable shit I can't tell whether or not that's the truth

you know what, doesn't matter
I'm open minded
I'm cryptid blind
you be you man

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god i'm not a fairy
but i am part of the cryptid defense force

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I'm not gonna lie to you, everything you say from now on I'm just gonna believe is true with 80% conviction and 20% skepticism

it's just easier that way

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that's a terrible idea
i'm also the mayor of nyc btw

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that 20 percent... man... just... that 20 percent, that's the life saver

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i'm surprised you weren't more skeptical about the magic thing, mr. engineer

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i have a glowing blue light in my chest and I swapped emotions with like six strangers the day I woke up so

it didn't seem far fetched anymore

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god, six?
that didn't freak you out?

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nah
well, yeah, but like, not me me
I got a pretty good leash on myself
other people though, jesus, yeah, they were wild to feel

got a lot of really fucked up people who could really use some therapy here

it was kind of like getting a shot, you know, it only hurts while it's happening and then once it's over it's over

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it doesn't bug you?
the fact that someone could know what you're feeling just by touching you?

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why would it?
I know what I'm feeling at the time, wasn't like it was anything personal

are you not pretty calm right now? I don't think everyone walks around feeling their baggage ALL the time you know? I'm usually at like a 3

plus I just found out about no imminent death & hot water heaters being back so I was riding a pretty good wave

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mostly
i mean you're a good distraction
but still
it's like
invasive