does supes even need to pee? look if youre non-justice league level, most of us known tactical gear is the better way to go you know like cargo pants, with normal stuff, like pockets and buttons and zippers and a fly some people just gotta be extra
so much worse im talking the cheap, plastic offbrand ones you get from the discount bin at the surf shop with some of those fuzzy winter socks, the ones that keep your toes all cozy
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but i still think there's a zipper under that cape
how does he get into it??
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what if you have to pee while you're superheroing?
do you have to take the whole suit off?
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look if youre non-justice league level, most of us known tactical gear is the better way to go
you know like cargo pants, with normal stuff, like pockets and buttons and zippers and a fly
some people just gotta be extra
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please don't tell me you wear cargo pants
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shorts too
and flip flops, sometimes with socks if i'm feeling offensive enough
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if you want me at my best biceps, you must accept me at my worst fashion
thems the breaks
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is that your thing?
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im talking the cheap, plastic offbrand ones you get from the discount bin at the surf shop
with some of those fuzzy winter socks, the ones that keep your toes all cozy
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i can maybe get behind this if the whole look is super awful
do you surf?
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i have surfed?
or done something surfing-esque
not as a regular hobby or anything
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kind of hard to surf there
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surfing? nope
that's west coast shit
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we had an island
nice view but its a hella long walk to the closest costco
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parking's just a bitch
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two actually but one's perma-grounded
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that's badass
what's it like?
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girlfriend, i have waged war in space
it's pretty redonkulously awesome, but also existentially terrifying, you know?