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sam
please don't do this to me

[withmeinparadise]

what

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is that real?

[withmeinparadise]

do i look like the kinda guy that gets a temporary tattoo?

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did you lose a bet?

[withmeinparadise]

you're kyna breaking my heart here.

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hey
you said don't hold back
do you want me to sugarcoat?

[withmeinparadise]

nah.
but i get one bad pun a conversation.

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per conversation?
it's like
per year
jerk

[withmeinparadise]

per conversation, definitely heard you tell me "per conversation."
so you hate it huh?

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[Okay, now she feels a little bad.]

i've seen way worse

[withmeinparadise]

[ playing right into his hands, kyna. ]

scale of 1 to 10, where do you land?

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with 1 being the worst?
like
6?

[okay maybe that's a lie but look]

[withmeinparadise]

really?

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uh huh

[Sure.]

at least it's not some freaky cybernetic thing

[withmeinparadise]

surprising me here, kyna, pretty sure nathan's closer to a 1.
took a look at the prices for those, you don't get the same bang for your buck.

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nathan is totally a 1
that dude never wears anything but henleys

[She knows exactly what he meant, but she's also never going to pass up the opportunity to playfully shit-talk her bosses.]

[withmeinparadise]

that's what happens when you hate collars. i had to tie his ties til he was 24 you know.
scale of 1 to 10, where do i land?

[ if we're playing this game, let's play it, kyna ]

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be more specific

[withmeinparadise]

[ which means it's either way lower or way higher a number than she wants to admit, and he knows where he'd lay his money if he had less pride. ]

same scale you rated nathan on

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the fashion scale?
also a 1

[withmeinparadise]

fashion scale.
so what's wrong with my clothes?

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hawaiian shirts?
seriously?

[withmeinparadise]

hey, some of them aren't hawaiian shirts

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NONE of them should be hawaiian shirts