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[wittingly]

alright

so

I'm overthinking this

I wanna say that it seems like your brother's older but I think that's the twist, and you're the older one

final answer

survey says??

[evocation]

you're definitely overthinking it
my brother's older
now you owe me

[wittingly]

ah fuck
see
I always do that
I always know something but then I'm like nahh that's too easy it's a trick


alright
I'll tell you a little
I got hit up to make some explosives
for someone who wants to take advantage of the city situation
and blow some shit up
not, like, arbitrarily, and no people

the rest I gotta tell you in person

[evocation]

jesus
i hope it's not arbitrarily
it would probably be dumb to talk about why they're blowing shit up over the network so
why did you agree?

[wittingly]

because their explanation sounded like something I could get behind

and I need something to do or I go crazy

and because I'm probably more equipped to do it than a lot of other people, so it might as well be me

[evocation]

so you mean you think they're doing it for a good reason?

[wittingly]

I think so
Or I'm fucking naive, but I got at least one reason to have some faith in them, benefit of the doubt

I wanna believe it

I figure I have time while I'm there working to make up my mind. If I don't like it, I take what I made and I get out.

[evocation]

be careful
shit gets weird here

[wittingly]

You got any concrete examples

obviously besides the whole
being in a simulation style of weird

[evocation]

i just mean everything here is really complicated
there's all these
idk
factions
i hear the una has these unbeatable soldiers
there's some cult that thinks we're blessed by the gods or something
morningstar fucking hates the una
i don't even know what cassius' deal is

[wittingly]

yeah
I'm aware of the factions
did a little homework before i agreed
did a shitload more after

[evocation]

of course you did
my mistake, professor
just don't get shot
i need someone to kumbaya me out of here

[wittingly]

don't worry sis
I'm from the fucking apocalypse where aliens detect metal

I make remote detonators

[evocation]

okay so
how the fuck do you even make a bomb anyway?

[wittingly]

cat litter and fire crackers

[evocation]

oh thanks
any cat litter or the fancy kind with the crystals?

[wittingly]

crystals only, no pellets
they don't like the pellets

[evocation]

who doesn't?
the explosion fairies?

[wittingly]

the cats
obviously
the fuck is wrong with you
those aren't even real

[evocation]

cats are definitely real

[What a smartass.]

and who says fairies aren't real where i'm from?
maybe i'm half fairy and you don't even know

[wittingly]

EXPLOSION fairies
you do not have explosion fairies

just by virtue of the name they'd have darwinism'd themselves out of existence

[evocation]

who's darwin?
you mean the pixie scientist?

[wittingly]

please tell me
tell me

pixie Einstein
same head but tiny, and with wings

[evocation]

god no
that's stupid
he's normal sized
he just sheds glitter everywhere and makes little jingling sounds when he walks

[wittingly]

listen I know in my heart of hearts
that this is bullshit

however
please do not tell me
please let me live with that doubt

please let me exist in a world where it's possible that einstein shed glitter like dandruff and he sounded like wind chimes everywhere he went

the wholesome purity of that image undoes all of my apocalypse baggage