okay so i was like 15 my mom forbid practicing magic in the house for, you know obvious reasons but my mom and brother were out and i was bored i wanted to see if i could control the electricity in the wiring in the house which was dumb, i know, shut up but i could sense the currents, right? so i thought that was just a step up except one of the hardest things about magic is learning to control it and i didn't realize how hard controlling all that energy at once would be so long story short i fucked up and fried half the wiring and appliances in our apartment i tried to say there was some freak power surge but guess how far that excuse went
oh jesus you're lucky you didn't start an electrical fire damn, I can't imagine having kids with fucking magic, every day must be like a miniature little heart attack
ah fuck see I always do that I always know something but then I'm like nahh that's too easy it's a trick
alright I'll tell you a little I got hit up to make some explosives for someone who wants to take advantage of the city situation and blow some shit up not, like, arbitrarily, and no people
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my expectations are like
up here right now ^^^^^^^^^
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i was like 15
my mom forbid practicing magic in the house for, you know
obvious reasons
but my mom and brother were out and i was bored
i wanted to see if i could control the electricity in the wiring in the house
which was dumb, i know, shut up
but i could sense the currents, right? so i thought that was just a step up
except one of the hardest things about magic is learning to control it
and i didn't realize how hard controlling all that energy at once would be
so long story short i fucked up and fried half the wiring and appliances in our apartment
i tried to say there was some freak power surge but
guess how far that excuse went
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you're lucky you didn't start an electrical fire
damn, I can't imagine having kids with fucking magic, every day must be like a miniature little heart attack
did your mom make you replace the appliances
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i was trying to pay that shit off forever
my brother helped even though he wasn't supposed to
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I'm jealous
Only child envy
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he'd probably be rallying the troops and shit if we were switched
you totally seem like an only child btw
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how does that work
what gives it away
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bossy
overachiever
would die for compliments
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gently encouraging
if you wanna know the truth my self-esteem's pretty great with or without 'em
why turn down free money though right
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you didn't deny the overachiever thing
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anyway, you're a classic sibling kid
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wait, do you think i'm the younger or older one?
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you talk about having a brother.
i feel like this is a classic bait and switch, are you twins
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and no
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so
I'm overthinking this
I wanna say that it seems like your brother's older but I think that's the twist, and you're the older one
final answer
survey says??
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my brother's older
now you owe me
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see
I always do that
I always know something but then I'm like nahh that's too easy it's a trick
alright
I'll tell you a little
I got hit up to make some explosives
for someone who wants to take advantage of the city situation
and blow some shit up
not, like, arbitrarily, and no people
the rest I gotta tell you in person
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i hope it's not arbitrarily
it would probably be dumb to talk about why they're blowing shit up over the network so
why did you agree?
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and I need something to do or I go crazy
and because I'm probably more equipped to do it than a lot of other people, so it might as well be me
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Or I'm fucking naive, but I got at least one reason to have some faith in them, benefit of the doubt
I wanna believe it
I figure I have time while I'm there working to make up my mind. If I don't like it, I take what I made and I get out.
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shit gets weird here
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obviously besides the whole
being in a simulation style of weird
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