you can stop at incredible and amazing next time, I wanna believe you're impossible to break
I'm now that I'm thinking about it less sure if I'm allowed to talk about it. In hindsight it seems like that might've been like a "this is a secret plan" kind of thing
raincheck on the explanation until I find out for sure so I don't get fired literally before I even start
okay so i was like 15 my mom forbid practicing magic in the house for, you know obvious reasons but my mom and brother were out and i was bored i wanted to see if i could control the electricity in the wiring in the house which was dumb, i know, shut up but i could sense the currents, right? so i thought that was just a step up except one of the hardest things about magic is learning to control it and i didn't realize how hard controlling all that energy at once would be so long story short i fucked up and fried half the wiring and appliances in our apartment i tried to say there was some freak power surge but guess how far that excuse went
oh jesus you're lucky you didn't start an electrical fire damn, I can't imagine having kids with fucking magic, every day must be like a miniature little heart attack
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my ego's propped up on constant attention and the feeling of imparting wisdom so
you'd kind of be doing me a favor
I'm losing my entire god damn MIND without a job right now, can't even get one until the city unlocks and goes back to normal
although I did get recruited to build and plant some bombs, so that'll be something
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does that help?
and what bombs?
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I'm
now that I'm thinking about it
less sure if I'm allowed to talk about it. In hindsight it seems like that might've been like a "this is a secret plan" kind of thing
raincheck on the explanation until I find out for sure so I don't get fired literally before I even start
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but badass, remember?
[This is actually making her feel better. Good job, Ian.]
you can't give me something that juicy and then not tell me
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I'm gonna need something good for that level of confidence
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the common man from fucking berkley
like what?
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this is the real challenge
what is it you think is impactful enough to earn my bomb dropping trust
my knowledge bomb
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my expectations are like
up here right now ^^^^^^^^^
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i was like 15
my mom forbid practicing magic in the house for, you know
obvious reasons
but my mom and brother were out and i was bored
i wanted to see if i could control the electricity in the wiring in the house
which was dumb, i know, shut up
but i could sense the currents, right? so i thought that was just a step up
except one of the hardest things about magic is learning to control it
and i didn't realize how hard controlling all that energy at once would be
so long story short i fucked up and fried half the wiring and appliances in our apartment
i tried to say there was some freak power surge but
guess how far that excuse went
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you're lucky you didn't start an electrical fire
damn, I can't imagine having kids with fucking magic, every day must be like a miniature little heart attack
did your mom make you replace the appliances
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i was trying to pay that shit off forever
my brother helped even though he wasn't supposed to
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I'm jealous
Only child envy
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he'd probably be rallying the troops and shit if we were switched
you totally seem like an only child btw
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how does that work
what gives it away
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bossy
overachiever
would die for compliments
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gently encouraging
if you wanna know the truth my self-esteem's pretty great with or without 'em
why turn down free money though right
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you didn't deny the overachiever thing
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anyway, you're a classic sibling kid
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wait, do you think i'm the younger or older one?
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you talk about having a brother.
i feel like this is a classic bait and switch, are you twins
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and no
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so
I'm overthinking this
I wanna say that it seems like your brother's older but I think that's the twist, and you're the older one
final answer
survey says??
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